Top 10 Inappropriate First Waltzes
Posted on June 28, 2013 under Storytelling with 3 comments
Ok. The people have spoken loudly and clearly. You have obviously witnessed some train wrecks at wedding receptions. In descending order here are the top 10 suggestions for inappropriate first waltzes:
(10) Behind Closed Doors
(9) Does This Ring Hurt Your Finger
(8) Hold My Beer So I Can Kiss Your Girlfriend
(7) Love Will Tear Us Apart
(6) If You Can’t Be With The One You Love, Love The One You’re With
(5) A Quick One While He’s Away
(4) I Hate Everything About You
(3) Gold Digger
(2) Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now
(1) I Don’t Know How To Love Him
“… He’s a man, he’s just a man, and I’ve had so many, men before, in very many ways, he’s just one more”
The high divorce rate needs little explanation.
Have a great Canada Day weekend!
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